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 <itunes:subtitle>Flesh Blanket, Jimmy&#039;s Special Sauce, Gym Class!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The first Vortex Podcast episode of 2015 is bringing it big time with stories of high school gym class, flesh blankets, ice cream, and Civilization V!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2014 19:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Christmas, Santa Claus, Gifts, Coca-Cola</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>We are celebrating the Christmas season with a special Christmas edition of The Vortex Podcast! In this festive episode, we talk about Santa Claus, Christmas traditions, the history of Christmas, and some of our favorite gifts we got!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <description>It&#039;s our Vortexween Special! In this extra long episode, we talk about the origins of Halloween, costumes, haunted houses, and Halloween myths! Also, Chris tells some scary stories, Grimm tells some Halloween jokes, and F13nd reviews seasonal beer!</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2014 05:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Halloween, Costumes, Haunted Houses, Spooky Stories</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>It&#039;s our Vortexween Special! In this extra long episode, we talk about the origins of Halloween, costumes, haunted houses, and Halloween myths! Also, Chris tells some scary stories, Grimm tells some Halloween jokes, and F13nd reviews seasonal beer!</itunes:summary>
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 <title>Crit Happens 1: A Generic Quest - Part 3: Carsophagus</title>
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 <description>In the final episode of Crit Happens: A Generic Quest, our heroes step forth into the ancient tomb of King Hemhor in search of the mystical hammer, Edge. What awaits them in the deep, dark dungeon? Find out on the epic conclusion!</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2014 05:59:23 +0100</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>The epic conclusion!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>In the final episode of Crit Happens: A Generic Quest, our heroes step forth into the ancient tomb of King Hemhor in search of the mystical hammer, Edge. What awaits them in the deep, dark dungeon? Find out on the epic conclusion!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2014 05:59:03 +0100</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>A quest begins!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>On Part 2 of &quot;A Generic Quest&quot;, the gang is thrown out of the tavern, but Bloda is able to remain behind and speak with a mysterious stranger. He sends them on a quest to find an ancient and powerful relic - King Hemhor&#039;s hammer, one he called &quot;Edge&quot;! Will the heroes be able to successfully locate this priceless artifact, or will they crit fail? Find out on this crazy-ass edition of Crit Happens!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>vortex, vortex podcast, gaming, geek, nerd, fantasy, tabletop, humor, roleplaying, RPGs, funny, PC gaming, indie games</itunes:keywords>
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 <title>Crit Happens 1: A Generic Quest - Part 1: Bloda Thickrod</title>
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 <description>On this very special edition of the Vortex Podcast, Grimm, Fiend, and Chris are joined by special guests Robby and Kristin for a drunken role-playing adventure! Crit Happens is basically D&amp;D with booze. Listen as our heroes embark on an epic quest to...do something!</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2014 05:58:46 +0100</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Meet our heroes!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Join Narvi Thunderloins, Idrael Moonfire, Brother Cormac, and Bloda Thickrod on their quest to...do something! Crit Happens is a special edition of the Vortex Podcast, a combination of Dungeons &amp; Dragons and a drinking game. This episode finds our heroes meeting up and coming upon the quiet town of Genrik in the kingdom of Vayg. What will befall them here? Find out now!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <title>Vortex Podcast 4: Quizzes, Cliffdiving, &amp; Cat-holicism</title>
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 <description>In this episode, the gang talks about cliffdiving, DOOM, and use a random topic generator! Also, Grimm and F13nd take quizzes to learn more about themselves. </description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2014 00:05:41 +0100</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Random topics. Buzzfeed quizzes. DOOM.</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>In this episode, the gang talks about going cliff-diving, the upcoming DOOM reboot, and other random topics. Chris also quizzes Grimm and Fiend to see what their inner Dragon Ball Z characters are.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <title>Vortex Podcast 3: McVortex</title>
 <link>https://thevortex.jellycast.com/node/19</link>
 <description>This episode of the podcast is very food-centric. Fiend talks about his trip to Memphis, we discuss the best way to eat fast food, the scariest places on earth, and the female penis.</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2014 05:57:57 +0100</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Fast food, spooky destinations, and the female penis!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The podcast is back! For some reason, this episode is very food-centric. F13nd talks about his trip to Memphis, TN, where he encountered delicious BBQ and rap music. We discuss the finest fast food delicacies we have ever had, and the best way to eat McDonald&#039;s. We list the scariest places on earth, as well as discuss the coolest thing on earth: a bug with a female penis and male vagina (mangina, if you will)!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <title>Vortex Podcast 2: Knob Licker</title>
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 <description>The Vortex crew dive into touchy subjects such as whether Goku or Superman would win in a fight, penis yoga, difficult &quot;would-you-rathers&quot;, and the health benefits of licking doorknobs.</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2014 02:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Licking doorknobs, twin films, and &quot;would-you-rathers&quot;!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>On a snowy winter&#039;s night, the Vortex crew have a lengthy discussion on many touchy subjects, such as the health benefits of licking doorknobs, a man who fears tacos, whether Goku or Superman would win in a fight, and the trauma associated with penis and testicular yoga. They also take the time to play a little &quot;Would You Rather&quot;, a classic party game that only leads to confusion and shame.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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 <title>Vortex Podcast 1: Garnyer Fruktus</title>
 <link>https://thevortex.jellycast.com/node/11</link>
 <description>In our launch episode of The Vortex Podcast, we discuss video game hardware, dandruff shampoos, awkward conversation, buttplugs, tabletop RPGs, and Furbies.</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2014 11:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
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 <itunes:subtitle>Steam OS, dandruff conspiracy, and Ghost&#039;s butt plug!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>In our launch episode of The Vortex Podcast, we discuss video game hardware woes, the new Steam Machines and Steam OS, dandruff shampoo conspiracies, internet gore, awkward conversation with strangers, Ghost&#039;s new butt plug box set, ridiculous WWE merchandise, tabletop RPGs, and the demonic toy of yore known as the Furby.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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